why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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