when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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