me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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