they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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