Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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