she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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