We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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