You surviving the open bar?
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i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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