Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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