I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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