I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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