i just google imaged poop.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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