I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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