I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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As shirtless as possible
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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