I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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