I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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