I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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