real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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