Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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