check it out our google latitudes are spooning
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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