I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I will be naked everywhere
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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