He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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