when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
