Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
is that a dick in a sweater?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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