Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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