"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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