It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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