we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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