Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Is Oprah even human
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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