Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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