He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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