Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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