are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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