did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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