1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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