so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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