So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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