wat bout pragnant strippers??
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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