Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My ass is underappreciated
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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