fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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