no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
