I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
