I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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