Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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