Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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