you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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