i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize