You don't have asthma, your pregnant
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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