About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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