Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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