the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Holy shit dude........stairs
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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