ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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