My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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