Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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