I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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