It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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