"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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