birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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