I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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