It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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