Non-Jews are for practice
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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