so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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